RVing, camping, BOMBing and racing lyrics

This is what happens when you have an uneventful 10 hour drive: lots of time to pen new lyrics for old songs.


Tired of hearing about so many bottles of beer on the wall? Teach your (grand)kids this lyric!

99 Dodges with Cummins in Them
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99 Dodges with Cummins in them
99 one ton trucks
You take one out and race it about
98 Dodges with Cummins in them
...


While you're at it, teach 'em these, too!

Row, Row, Row Your Truck
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Row, row, row your truck
Quick, ya gotta scoot
Merrily, happily, joyfully, gleefully
Racing's such a hoot


Ease, Ease, Ease Your Stakes*
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Ease, ease, ease your stakes
Slowly past the tree
"I never saw the light turn green. I
must've been asleep. "


And in the current Christmas spirit, I just know this will be a seasonal favorite for years to come!

I'm Dreaming of a BOMBed Cummins
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I'm dreaming of a BOMBed Cummins
Just like the ones my friends all have
With the tailpipe smoking and turbo singing
and tires bursting into smoke

I'm dreaming of a BOMBed Cummins
Just like the one HVAC has built
With its drug-free motor and 12 second quarter
It flies right on down the track

I'm dreaming of a BOMBed Cummins
Just like the ones the pullers use
With their Mitchell clutches and two-stage turbos
They make full pulls with great ease

I'm dreaming of a BOMBed Cummins
Just like the ones my friends all have
With their rattle, clatter and drone
And may all your Cumminses be BOMBed


Merry Christmas all!
Fest3er


* With apologies to Stakeman, whom I have eternally immortalized!

 

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Neal, Neal, Neal, You Have WAY to much time on your hands!l



Merry Christmas,

Proram

 

Truly a classic in the making!